I was just walking through Burbank and saw a hobo using solar panels on his shopping cart. We must be in trouble if the hobos are researching alternative sources of fuel...
I don't know what I could have possibly done in a past life to deserve watching my boyfriend projectile vomit margaritas and probs blood while completely naked.
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
Stripper fight on main stage. It just happened. And it was glorious.
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a search helicopter?!
He asked if I smoke and I said "only fools like you on the basketball court!" Then I started crying. I think I'm about to have my period.
You pulled me aside and handed me a plastic childrens' tea cup full of 151 and said "trust me its a great idea"
True life. I have to get a nose job due to a deviated septum from blowing coke. Thank you college.
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
FACE TIME HER WHILE YOU GUYS BANG
I never thought people would keep their guns next to their fake plastic penises, but there they were.
I just puked in my courtyard and dripped toothpaste in my chest hair. You better be getting laid or this drunk is wasted.
We're eating jello shots in the library. I love the day after Valentine's
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
Go have sex with him right now! Drunk sex is the best sex.
I know but these gold fish are so much better
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