no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
remember that time i ran away from the bar and passed out in a street cot?
neither do i
Just had to open a tuna can with a spoon. Gave me a sense of hunting for my own food.
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
Fuuuuck. Forgot it's October. FYI scarecrows are gonna fuck you up when you're driving high
my nipple ring is gone but someone was nice enough to replace it with a paperclip
It's been so long since i rode in a trunk. I'm riding in a trunk btw
There's a stoned dwarf chilling in the basement here. Maybe there are redeemable qualities about this place.
After a long night of drunk sexting I have to the ninja roll at the front door to see who showed up.
Im having a st. Get way fucked till i speak Irish pre game party. Bring a compass cause we are about to get lost
because of daylight savings time I lost an hour of sex with an incredibly hot guy last night. thanks a lot farmers.
You called your ex, and talked to her for an hour about how you miss her, came back inside and asked the girl with the biggest tits if you could take a pic with your face in them and sent her the picture.
I still think he’s a fuckboy but he’s nice to me when I’m over.\nLike sets alarms for me in the morning and always makes sure I cum.
fucking him is like fucking old faithful. you could set your watch by his orgasms.
Just woke up beside some twink in a kilt.. how is your sunday going
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