Like all of my pajamas are shirts of guys I shacked with in college
How many pudding cups do I have to eat for it to count as dinner?
4.
There's a Cowboys game and a Rangers game on at the same time...talk about Sophie's choice
Vanilla vodka + chocolate soymilk does NOT equal an epic milkshake.
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even iPhones love lady gaga. everytime I type haha it trys to correct it to gaga. this is bullshit...
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
It feels like Jesse James cheated on America.
answer the phone. i thought i was eating cheese but it was butter. i ate a lot of it.
beeferoni + vodka = puke stuck in braces.
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Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
She looks like she smells of sausage, sunblock and sorrow.
I need a new pic for your contact id. Because your boobs popping up when I'm having dinner with my grandma or, ya know, when kids have my phone isn't so good.
The bad news is I fucked my exes girlfriend. The good news is I100% understand why he left me
The tequila covers up the fact that the choco liquor tastes like sadness.
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
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