you remind me of a slightly lless slutty bristol palin
and you remind me of a slightly less retarded levi johnston
eating raw peppers to burn the taste of semen out of my mouth
She kept saying I was her favorite Jonas brother, and for some reason, I was ok with that.
It's a shame that I don't know his last name. Actually, it's an ever bigger shame that I don't know his first name
just gave him road head on the way home IN A SNOW STORM..good thing we didn't crash or I'd be dead. I DIDN'T HAVE MY SEATBELT ON
clearly you have your priorities straight
I think he may have overheard our "how much coke would you fuck me for" conversation last night...
i thought they made a 7-hour walmart run, but they were actually in jail.
at least the cop wrote "happy birthday" on the ticket.
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
Jäger goes great with personal crises and receding morals...
I saved him in my phone as "Well-Hung Burrito Savior." I love Taco Tuesday.
He dislocated his shoulder trying to finger me last night if that tells you anything
Being an adult is fun. You can experience a break up, then go fuck someone else in the woods.
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