Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
our drinking schedule never changed, we just drank at work.
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
I threw a jar of pickles out the window at a police car, why was that not a good enough reason to put me to bed?
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK FUCKABLE IN AN ALL NEON SPANDEX JUMPSUIT?
whatever. i almost had sex in a car with someone passed out in the back seat. phone's not my biggest worry.
Im drinking in homer but I guess Egan got arrestest on an "assault by water ballon" charge but tom actually threw the water balloon in question at the bartender.
COME GET ME FR THE HOSPIGAL'!!!!!
Woke up the next morning in an 8 year old's bedroom. Saw my bra swinging from the spiderman ceiling fan and decided it would be best to dip out w/o it.
Dad was on the deck drinking straight bourbon. He stopped, puked on his feet, and then continued drinking and talking about compound interest.
She sleeps with her hand around my balls. First I thought it was just a comfort thing. Now I think it's to make sure I can't slip away in the middle of the night.
I, soberly, gave myself a concussion trying to take a pic of my vagina. Fuck you and your hangover.
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
I wouldn't hesitate to give up my job to have regular bowel movements again
Curing hangovers with more alcohol was a great idea for the first five days
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