My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
I just got called an ass for saying no thanks to a Greenpeace solicitor. I don't want the whales to die but I do want Greenpeace to fail. Conundrum.
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
So in our children's lit class, some jackass little boy had gone thru the where's waldo book and circled waldo. I realize you would have been that kid.
I found it funny that her boobs actually kinda felt like a bag of sand. the 40 year old virgin should feel better about himself.
Dude idk, apparently telling two drunk chicks 'that's whats up' after watching them lick eachother's face wasn't the compliment they were looking for. I mean I was fucking hammered.
Wow.
he opened the microwave and beer cans poured out
For future reference, when you see people who look like Rosie O'donell, do not tell them they look like Rosie O'donell.
The more and more I drink I keep rationalizing banging eye patch girl
Are you having sex right now? Or is the apt just swaying rhythmically on its own? Either way, awesome.
Wow i don't think I've had to send this many texts apologizing for my behavior since high school...
You aren't truly friends with someone until you play drinking games via text at 8:30 in the morning.
Why is it I can't go buy redbull and tylenol pm from a store without getting questions about my health choices?
It took 5 bourbons for him to handcuff and spank me and then he cried after sex. The men that like me are so unstable.
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