If i come over, it means nothing
i fuckib htae you, you church bitch.
I really hope you get sexually violated by a pterodactyl tonight.
Just stepped in shit. Not sure if its mine or the dog's. Get some of our friends on the way back from work and just have the intervention now. I will totally understand.
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Moms kinda upset I threw up in grandmas bedroom. I think ill stay in tonight.
Did you get my bra back of the bartender?
I seriously think we need to revision your idea of 'keeping a low profile'
doing a walk of shame covered in blue food coloring is only embarrassing if you make it embarrassing...actually no its embarrassing on all accounts
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
On a toatally unrelated note, I see music in my hair
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You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
i'll llet you know if at any point this night starts to make any sense
I just wish I had a snapshot of his attempted front flip off the bar. There are some things that are worth getting a life ban for, and the moment of impact with his foot and that lady's face was one of those things.
You just want to live out all your fuck fantasies with all these girls through me. I know your game. Well played sir.
I'm sorry for breaking our door. And being a bitch about it.
He hit me up on Grindr and called me "bro." I just have to assume that the sex is going to be bad.