I remember having a drink with vegetables in it. They said it was a mojito, but it tasted like cabbage.
haha i love mojitos
ya and i hate cabbage
Its a sad day when your bush has a better set of hair than you do
After all you put him through, I think it was only right that you saluted the bartender when you left.
apparently drunk me likes to play hide the puke.. was not a fun time washing all my legos.
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he said he has something really important to tell me but isn't ready yet. It's either that he loves me or has herpes
I am a terrible person. This is almost as bad as when I was going to see my ex while my boyfriend was at that funeral.
and yes i will spend 10 dollars on a vibrating toothbrush to masturbate but not a calculator for my test
It's like I just got slapped in the face with the cock of nostalgia.
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
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I made the jerking off hand motion to my mother by accident this morning. It was awkward for everyone involved.
i swear, you were born with a blunt in one hand and somebody else's wallet in the other.
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
Just shaved my crotch so I could call it the bald eagle. Happy 4th.
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
On the way to have sex with my ex's roommate... I have hit a new low