Okay just took the preggers test..and im NOT! :)
awesome babe! drinks tonight!
Wait does the happy face mean yes? fuck.
this girl is running around outside screaming, it's creaming on me! it's creaming on me. I totally have to find my video camera
I took off my clothes and she wanted to have sex. But then she changed her mind. So we ended up fucking through her panties or something. I don't know it was weird.
you were grabbing cocks left and right
you literally grabbed sam's dick and said, "who's cock is this?!"
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woke up with withdrawal cold sweats this morning. spring break must really be over.
he told me he saved a turtle in the middle of the road.. i told him id be over in ten minutes...i mean he deserves a bj after that.
This santa hat i wore to the bar, served it's dual purpose as a vomit bag.
I just took a shot out of my supervisors unzipped jeans. Our staff parties are getting a little too personal
Girl we've come a long way since our first Brazilian wax
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This hickey is now green and covers half my neck. I have an alien hickey. I think he thought my neck was dinner.
Pictures of drunk me in a bike helmet are like McDonald's collectible toys. There's sooo many, but NO ONE has seen all of them.
I just had a sex dream about orange juice, so there's that.
Call it slutty but I take pride in being a first round draft pick booty call. And I know I was first cause he texted me at 1030a
where did we go last night? there's dollar bills all over my room & they're all wet.
Let's get drunk and take out your tonsils tonight