I just realized that all of my cardio comes from dancing on tables.
just threw up nine times in the shower.. solid night last night.
He choked me out. i woke up to poo. I dont think i like S&M
Too long to explain. Basically I started an electircal fire. No one was hurt except for a box of cereal near the outlet.
She's the perfect storm when it comes to psycho stalkers
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
were lost, were cold and we don't know what to do with the stray cat we found.
The doctor asked me what height I fell from to hurt my back.. I answered keg height
My boyfriend correctly calculated the time I would be out of alcohol and showed up about four minutes after I'd run out with two bottles of wine. I think this is love.
So we just left her at the hospital. She is not ruining my Monday night
Btw. Being a stripper for a week without anyone knowing to pay off my school loan is no longer in my agenda.
Either that or he's gagged in a strangers trunk right now.
Well I suppose either way he's learning a pretty tough lesson right now.
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
He was singing R-E-S-P-E-C-T to a stripper between motorboats while our HR manager cheered him on.
Your face; I've seen enough of it for today. Go away now please.
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