Sometimes I wonder if we could be friends if we lived closer.
i just had sex bonerless
There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
WTF YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND?
Oh yeah that.
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
Just found the cutest bag of coke under my bed. I'm going to get fucked up and bleach the cat vomit out of my sheets.
That awkward moment when you can't tell what smells like tacos: you, the cat, or the strange guys blanket your so tenderly swaddled in.
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
I'm almost positive that you shat in a birdhouse
We were talking when all of a sudden she reach and started squeezing my dick and goes "nice." and then just kept the conversation going like nothing happened.
You haven't lived until you've snorted coke from a Pharaoh's hand baby
Our night has progressed to doing coke off a laundry machine through a parking ticket
I have no idea what to do with myself since we graduated.
I've just been napping and sexting all day.
wheres my face? and why is my pocket so big?
We were playing fuck marry kill and he was eavesdropping so I said I would fuck him
It was like catching dick in a barrel
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