at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
yo I sort of want to fuck rachel maddow. but I'm not a lesbian. actually I reaally want to so maybe I am a lesbian. at least on weekdays at 9.
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
i was so high last night while i was driving i felt like i was riding a bike with no pedals
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She forced me to throw up so it would "rejuvenate" me. It worked and then we took six more shots and did a keg stand. You know what I call that? Friendship.
she wants me to meet her parents and she hasn't even met my penis yet.
Pregnancy confirmed. Complete emotional instability achieved. I just cried through 95% of Avatar.
I will forever be haunted by the image of you hurrying to finish your Jimmy Johns sandwich in the Taco Bell drive thru so you could proceed to order $17 dollars worth of shitty Mexican food.
She asked if i could guess "what shape her carpet was". I got it wrong (christmas tree).
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Not after That Night. No. I hate tequila. And it hates me. Very mutual hateship going on.
I tried to break it off with the married one. He offered to pay off my car.
The side bitch struggle is real.
Some dude just said my hair smells like his pillows
I woke up in his closet, with my shirt inside out and backwards, Rolos in my hand, a tortilla with a face carved into it stuck to the fridge with a magnet, a homemade bong next to the bed, and the door off the hinges... I need a chaperone.
Why the fuck are you playing with legos?
Why the fuck are you questioning me?
I just learned that the grill marks on a Burger King burger patty are actually previously burnt on there with a radioactive spray-on liquid and McDonald's french fries are actually 5% potato.
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