she wouldn't stop crying, so we sang her to sleep. i'm guessing you will find her in the same position by the toilet in the morning. night.
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
Do you think I threw out my left shoulder during the keg stand or the stripper pole? It's medically relevant my chiropractor wants to know.
finally remembered how I know that chick in my history class. she made and fed me ramen when I was wasted!
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Plus, I've always wanted to drive in rush hour with a huge cock drawn on my hood
Are you two whores ready for me to turn the light on so you can see what you came home with last night?
ask me again when I'm sobewr aka tuesday
I'm not the one who gave a guy that lives next door to my grandmother a blowjob in a pub bathroom in Ireland, you have no room to judge.
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
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I know him enough to fuck him but not enough to give him advice.
Don't be offended, the only thing I'm attracted to right now is snack cakes and chicken wings.
She showed me her tits outside Taco Bell....After she flashed the dude working there in an effort to get in.
sometimes i just have a bad day n consider lowering my standards
Omg dude take a shower. You'll feel like god washed away all the sinful shit we did last night.
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
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