Do you think when graham bell invented the phone he ever thought that people would be using them to facebook on the shitter?
At one point we asked the guy to play "the lion sleeps tonight" with his bagpipes. Best version ever.
Too late, the blunt's already in my cleavage
Just once id like to sleep with a man who i havent thrown up on
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i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
I took "we live within stumbling distance of the bar" as an invitation and challenge
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
but I have boobs. I'm not going to buy my own drinks at the bar like some kind of fucking animal.
I took a 19 year old to a strip club and ended up in a three way. Divorced life might be OK.
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Sorry about my life...
Dude I asked him to get me beef jerky at 4 am and he actually walked to CVS to get it. CVS closes at 12 but it was the perfect opp to dip out
Currently sifting through all the dick pics and nudes for a picture of my dad and I to post on social media for Father's Day...
This might be the worst thing you've ever done.
Really? I feel like I've done worse. Guess I gotta step my game up.
Dignity. Ruined. Must. Smoke. Weed.
What conversation warrents "penis" in rainbow comic sans
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