How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
I wish scraping a resin bowl could be considered cleaning.
u just dont fucking get it...you try and cum while your cat is staring at you.
We spent three hours cleaning our room this morning. It was spotless and smelling good. I come home from work tonight and she has already smoked weed in it and "accidently" spilled vodka on the floor.
I dont care how high you are, meat and sprinkles dont mix dude
I think I may have appendicitis, but the house is like two blocks from the hospital so I'm just gonna go and drink anyway.
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
good news: I made it out of bed and into shower. Bad news: I made it back to bed without clothes. Worse news: I don't know this bed.
Dude, I checked into a cathedral... I thought it was a joke, until I found a candle and a whole bunch of coins in my purse
Crazy how fast a room full of drunk teenagers sober up when someone breaks his parents' new flat screen
Not only is he in the circus, the man survived a near death experience and has an accent. She might as well have found a unicorn. This shit just doesn't happen in real life. Where did she meet this magical creature?
She literally took off her shirt and ran out of the bar. When she ran back she smashed into the glass door with her face....That's got to be the best way to celebrate your 30th.
Hey, scratch that. I've shit 8 times today. I don't have the energy to get laid so I cancelled my date.
I just have to point out that once I typed "fa" my phone filled in "fatass"
if you arent using your penis to save lives, then what good is it?
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