chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
She has 260 profile pics. In 260 she's ugly and in 255, she's making the peace sign with her hands...
She challenged me to a game of rock-paper-scissors for her virginity. I love this girl.
The worst part of it is that he's not the first man I've fucked with 2+ chihuahua's.
We made out for three hours. Then she said she didn't sleep with redheads and left the party. So yes, I'm still drinking.
I took his sheets with my when I left seeing that I underestimated my period. Also grabbed a 6-pack out of the fridge because breakfast is the most important meal of the day & I don't do other peoples laundry for free.
We are going all out this weekend. My liver is already smiling.
What's great about college is that i can eat chocolate cereal for every meal and call it a money saving technique.
I am making dinner in lingerie and heels and there is a 75% chance his roommate is going to walk in on this.
Yup. There he is. This conversation is awkward.
Sorry, I know you're at the airport but a gram of coke is missing so good luck with security!
I need you to go into my room and get some pants then bring them and four band aids to Sam's apartment no questions
What section do you want to sit in? The screaming girls section or the "when you guys were popular I was straight and pretended not to like you guys" section?
Also, being stuck with my family all week has made it very clear that I need to be drunk and I need to be fucked pronto
we started drinking at 4pm, somehows its 1 am im in bathing suit running from the cops.....any explanation of what happened?
Crazy homeless man drinking beer out of a vitamin water container on the bus just set me up on a date with the yuppie next to him
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