dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
By the way, I think my next facebook status update will read, "Aaron recently found out Vanessa's a screamer."
oh god.
you spent the like half the night trying to figure out the puzzles on the back of the captn crunch box
I am so stoned and my professor is handing out candy. I love Halloween.
If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
buying booze in bulk is always a bad idea. i wish there was some direct deposit-like system
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
The security guard popped his head over the mens room door and goes "nice tits- now get out." Deer in headlights moment right there.
its weird that my cat bites every fat chick i bring home. i repeat every fat chick, qhT KINDA FRIEND ARE YOU
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
when I went into his room, he was sleeping on his stomach, almost as if to silently say, "you're not touching my dick tonight".
Sorry about the picture of wills balls via snapchat last night btw
You were silly, high, and chewing on things.
HE MIGHT HAVE YOUR BUTTHOLE, BUT HE CANT HAVE YOUR HEART. THATS MINE.
What??! Dude I'm not having you barging in at like 2 am smelling of cigarettes and disappointment to sleep on my couch and then have an awkward morning with my wife while I'm at work.
Touché sir
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