what age do we have to be before we can stop fucking guys on the first date?
They threw a beer at you on stage and then you stopped the karaoke and cussed everyone in the bar out for 2 minutes
man i wonder what i would be like if i had never started smoking weed
Sonogram pictures belong on a fucking fridge...NOT FACEBOOK!!
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Worst night here by far. And ive slipped in my own piss so thats saying something
Just for future reference: milk is NOT a good mixer no matter how drunk you are.
I just ditched my friends to hang out with the chilis restaurant crew...one of these girls better have daddy issues
Freedom, beauty, truth, and love to all. I also probably have syphilis
Ha, I bet. You tipped the waitress like 10 bucks for a glass of water.
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There is blood on the door to my room, I have to go to sleep
Definition of cool: he wants a back tattoo of three horses running through a "paisley explosion"
How did he even become this person? Like what drugs has he done??
I hope none of us try to run for public office one day
You came home screaming the lyrics to Drunk in love, and dumped wine on me when I said you would never be Beyoncé
Your face; I've seen enough of it for today. Go away now please.
I just took a shot before my midterm. Gotta keep things in perspective.
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