So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
I told her Billy Mays couldn't convince me to sleep with her
wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
he's been in the country 4 hours and we just did it in the closet. he called me "miss flirtatious in the cupboard." i'm in love.
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As you were leaving the bar you grabbed a table and when they stopped you, you said "Its cool i came in with this". They did not believe you.
He dared me to drink a bottle of olive oil in exchange for a 30 pack... So much for loosing the freshman fifteen this year.
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
I have a boner and a quesadilla why aren't you here
Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face.
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On the flip side Weston asked if he could move me to Wisconsin to be his "moto hoe" which is actually a thing apparently
May the power of my ass compel you!!
Can you tell dad to stop liking and sharing porn on FB again?
Oh my fucking god, I was conceived on the first date.
We will just distract him with tacos and porn.
I got arrested FOR running from the cops. In college Dad got arrested and THEN ran from the cops. So it could be worse.
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