why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
You're gonna have to start calling my house phone from now on
How come?
Cuz 'Dad' looked pretty similar to the word Dane when i sent that picture message
as soon as you compare a person to an animal, all sexual interest is out the window
just woke up to a 10 min voicemail of you singing "99 red ballons".... you need to work on your german..
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
I just put a tampon in while driving. Don't tell me I don't got skills.
Interesting preview of what next year will be like. Side note, missing a chunk of flesh from my middle finger.
Is it horrible that I want to keep my purple landing strip until after my gyno apt? I feel like someone beside myself should see it...
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
There are six slides. In going to pee in five of them. You have to guess which one to go down. Agree?
Agreed.
SIMBAAAA REMEBER WHO YOU ARE
For graduation he gave me roses, a giraffe necklace, and a butt plug. I think this might be my one shot at true love
Just to let you know... If you ever want to get me a gift, the One Direction perfume comes out soon....... It's called Our Moment. It's an appropriate gift for a 25 year old woman.
I mean my dick does have feeling again, which is a step in the right direction
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