so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
I don't remember. Are we still dating?
He asked what my name was on facebook chat. IT SAYS RIGHT THERE. i will never be drunk enough for this guy.
That's because you're a slut. A slut fucking a fence.
How many weeks is it acceptable until I can start bringing freshman back?
fact: I now appreciate my drunken winter self even more. I just found $20 in my winter coat with a note that says keep yourself warm next winter. I am awesome.
I'm eating a piece of cake like an apple. At least my thought process is healthy.
I was woken up at 4am by a stranger shaking my foot who said I looked like I needed a cigarette.
For Valentine's Day I've purchased six lighters and I'm decorating them for him. I'm on a full ride to an art school and this is what I'm using my talents for. An intervention is needed. Please stop letting me date stoners.
My dating life has become some fucked up hydra of dicks; you cut one off and two pop up in its place.
That's the fall semester you first snorted drugs off my ass I think
You know, I think when I have a lot of free time, thats when I pick up odd lovers. Maybe keeping busy is key to not using my vagina
Am I getting cock blocked by karaoke? That's a first.
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
We're both fucking guys named Frank. Our friendship was meant to be.
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