"Monday" is guna come over...
but its Thursday?
yeah, but she cant make it.Monday can...so there ya go
you kept calling numbers in ur phone book and saying, "I love your show, I'm a long time listener, first time caller."
He keeps apologizing for not being able to get hard when he's drunk. We havent even left the club yet.
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
i feel sorry that you can never enjoy the feeling of shaved balls
I know you're gay. But if I'm not getting dick, then you have to. That's what friends do.
I hope you get your threesome on vday. I'll probably get flowers and a candlelit dinner. trade you. I wish this guy was more of a slut and had less of a heart. I would like 2 dicks please fuck your flowers!
She called to say the cops were not fake cops. some one has to go get her in an hour
I FOUND THE LEGS
Are you sexting with minion stickers right now?
I believe in your delicious
Pretty sure I just got the ok to have a one night stand in Maui...from mom. I'd say that's a win in my book.
Note to self: never fuck a Canadian, surprisingly highly disappointing
It's confirmed. I have two dates on Saturday, and they are both named Mike.
Do thigh high boots and a ball gag count as a costume?
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