I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
I don't make the first move. Ever. Unless were playing monopoly cause that's my shit
Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
It's like that depressing moment when you drop your cocaine in the snow.
He was pretty wasted I guess, but the crippled guy threw the first punch it was awesome
So I found "Fat chicks in saran wrap" in my search history.
That's all you talk about when you are wasted.
My liver was like a college freshman on spring break. It would've danced topless on tables if it could have.
Whenever I walk away from the group without saying anything, NEVER assume I'm just going to the bathroom.
New found love of volunteering, when there's free wine available at all times. Good times. And I get to to feel good about helping people.
I'm eating ramen over the toilet. Fuck my life
Btw. Being a stripper for a week without anyone knowing to pay off my school loan is no longer in my agenda.
Netflix, eggnog, and bed? Maybe some hand stuff?
I PUT IT IN THE UNIVERSE THAT I WANTED TO STAB HIM AND THEN SOMEONE DID! KARMA IS A BITCH AND SHE IS BEAUTIFUL!
I hit an all time low we ran out of coke and I met up with my dealer at 8 in the morning for a re-up. great customer service though.
u ever get horny for food. i ordered a bunch of crepes and its doin it 4 me
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