The night began with "let go home early so we can study for my 9am final" and ended with "show me your boobs for a free pack of gum".My breasts are worth 14 sticks for a dollar.
I don't know where I am but the food in the fridge is awesome.
Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
I feel like after all he sees, the dog needs to get baptized.
I still don't understand how I went from crying to blowing you in like two minutes.
Is it bad that i wanna bang this girl ONLY because she looks like my cousin?
I feel so much better about my break up knowing that he's having his 26th birthday at Rollar kingdom\n
Is your gma going to be okay with me passed out drunk on the ground
Some crack addled fool from the sketch ass motel behind the restaurant just gave me a flyer for an AA group when I was on my smoke break. I don't do mornings
Nah it's alright, I'll just ride cock all the way to hell
These muscle relaxers obviously don't work because I'm harder than a fucking diamond.
Should I tell him how he got the bruise on his ass or just enjoy his theories?
Should I be worried if two ants just crawled out of my purse?
Yes!
Yeahh. im on the phone with him drunk. he told me he found a pigeon in a cardboard box and named it quincy...
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