He keeps saying he loves me and ruining perfectly good conversations.
He fingered me while we both sang the fresh prince theme song.
Marry him
is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
High as balls & about to be tanning. Helloooo 15 minute vacay.
He was a level 5 clinger dude i dont need to be told how ridiculously awesome i am all the time, if so id just hang out with my mom
All of my current injuries can be related back to sex.
So fucked up. Can't tell if I'm starving or about to puke. Playing it safe and eating froot loops. Tasty in, colorful out.
Drinking vodka straight out of a beer bottle because I don't want to be judged. Not my best idea and not my worst.
it says 'tasty bitch' in sharpie on my tits...
Ugh. I guess I'm crying loudly or something. My mom just came in and gave me milk, chocolate, a Xanax, and her weed "for the break up blues". Her ways of affection are so odd.
Was that you I seen riding on the top of a cab? Way to start the new year
I told her I was dressed as a gag reflex judge.....she won, literally hands down.
I've had to take two showers today and it's not even 1 o'clock. Why won't this weekend wash off?
Today is get drunk without showing anyone my penis day
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