When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
Just so you know, coffee creamer+water does not = milk.
I wish guys would just cum water 'cause you don't have to worry about being pregnant and it'd be like a squirt gun fight
Peter invited his little brother to smoke with us and he is trying so hard to pretend he's done it before. When he saw the weed he was like "hell yeah!" and everyone got completely silent and just looked at him
Was this before, or after you took my brand new bag of shredded cheese, and "Made it rain"?
He just kept yelling cup my balls to everyone they kicked us out after 20 min
I think it's time for a new pick up line. So far my " hey you want to go back to my place, order a pizza and fuck?" Has set me at an all time low downtown 0/4
Why do guys insist on chatting me up this early in the morning? I'm just like "Dude, I look like the bastard child of Einstein and a troll doll. Let me eat my Hot Pocket in peace."
That said I did get head on the roof of a 15 story building which, regardless of quality, is still cool
I know I'm moving in six days but getting wine drunk and laying in bed just sounds so good right now
Shia LaBeouf arrested in austin for public intoxication. JUST DO IT
I am at the car wash dressed as a turn of the century librarian
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
So this ukranian guy got angry and took his clothes off. Now he has my credit card and I can't find my keys.
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