Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
you know how you have to have just the right ratio of chips to sandwich? same goes for pubes.
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
So I'm pretty sure I fucked the dept of homeland security guy on my kitchen table. No recollection of it, but there are signs.
Yeah getting kicked out of the bar at 1 pm really set the tone for the day.
Ps I don't think it counts as being open minded if you didn't know he was missing a leg until you had already started making out.
she was rubbing her elbow against the fish tank and laughing hysterically then she said I'M THEIR FISHY GOD and watched harry potter
This morning two of his housemate threw confetti over me, started singing and handed me a make shift trophy out of cereal boxes and beer cans that said 'Harry's Virginity' on it. Fucking brilliant!
Birthday Treasure Hunt was to follow the clues. At each spot there was a stick on tattoo and a shot and at the end there was 2 cases of beer. I have 13 tattoos and don't remember turning 18.
You can't start the super bowl without starting a kitchen fire making cole slaw. Its unamerican.
I don't even want to know
You know how hard it is to play cool while not drowning and appreciating a pair of butts at the same time?
I want to be "performing a disservice to society by actually wearing clothes in public" hot.
I found it. now I'm going to the gym to be "healthy" or whatever that folklore is called.
I'm wearing a fleece onesie eating pop tarts on the train to work. Killing it.
My husband is waiting until son is napping and air humps as a seduction tactic. Pray for me.
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