I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
Note to self. Condoms are not microwavable.
So many tools at one table, you'd enjoy my italian family
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
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She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
I just got peed on. This karma circle is starting to get vicious.
Tough to be a good wingman when you puke on yourself and everyone w/in a 5 ft radius at the FIRST bar we go to so don't tell me to step my game up
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
I'm really having trouble focusing on shark week with this erection
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Welcome to the south, dude. Gives the phrase "I wish you a dry ass" a new perspective.
You can't just beat off while driving someone else's car. Thats a rule
Thats your rule and this car is nice
she pointed to my dick and said you are going to save the world
the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
Our house rule in beer pong, is that if you get the ball in the bitch cup.... you have to snapchat your balls to everyone on your friends list.
i just woke up to her giving me a toothy BJ so I had to break into your bedroom and steal about 4 condoms. Sorry for waking you. :(
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