I think we should urban dictionary "drive of shame." It involves a sprint to your car in his underwear and shirt, surreptitiously trying to put on your bra on at stoplights without attracting attention from neighboring cars, and lurking in your car a block from home so you can know when your roommate leaves for work.
Getting 10 cents back for every can is really just encouraging alcoholism.
i'm not entirely sure that 'not getting kicked out of the bar until it got dark' really classifies as 'doing better'
I'm having a flashback of telling a guy that he was beautiful and graceful like a unicorn while playing shuffleboard.
I keep telling girls I work at the carnival and then guessing their weights. I'm pretty sure I'm about to get kicked out.
I went around and congratulated every guy that had a beard for having one
Goddamn tequila
So Monday we're lesbians.
Deal. This decision is final and any rebates on this will result in losing an eyeball.
We turned a watering can into a margarita bong.
I'm seriously considering refraining from drinking on school nights.
I like how you say that with 4 school days left of the school year..
this hangover isn't hhappening. im not letting it
its winning. its definitely happening
You're breaking my sexual little heart
I would ride that face into the sunset
You kicked my dad IN THE NUTS right when he walked in.
Sorry, man. Thought he was a cop.
Ah Christ I think I've reached the single life mentality 100%. I just inquired a photographer about a photo shoot with my dog.
I got really worried when i woke up and there weren't any missed booty calls from him between 3 and 5 am. Apparently his gf is in town ...
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