it sounds like her vocal chords are covered in pudding and rocks. come get me.
She really thought E.D. was a sexually position.
RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
Missed another period
I almost hope you're pregnant, this is unfair.
I apparently texted him "since you're taking time out to think about us. You probably need to think about me getting arrested right now."
it was like watching bambi learning to walk, if bambi was 22 and a high functioning alcoholic.
She's pissed. She declared she was moving out and proceeded to pack 3 pairs of shoes, her electric wine opener and ONE sock. Then told us to have fun paying her portion of the rent.
Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
I have a callous on the palm of my hand just below my ring finger that is entirely from opening so many beer bottles. I'm strangely proud right now.
I snorted a few ambien and woke up here. A lady banged on our door, waking us up, demanding our towels.
Sneaking the vodka in was the easy part.. listening to medley of puking in the porta pottys was not
Stop your judging. I got free booze AND an oil change. You're the one whose always saying we're spending too much money.
The more I drank he just got hotter and hotter. And then the mustache didn't look too bad
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
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