Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
i broke up with my boyfriend last night because i had to eat a freezy pop in every color and he ate the last blue one. i sat on the floor and cried for an hour at least. everyone left. so i decided that this whole weed thing isnt really healthy for my relationships.
she played "i just wanna get married" by jagged edge while we were having sex. why cant i avoid stage 5 clingers
Fastest blow job ever. Though it was probably a good thing since we were in front of my house.
We started telling people we were married, and then we hooked up on a park bench
currently waiting for her to check in on Facebook, the second she does I'm there. someone is getting laid tonight
I'm not stalking, she is pretty much begging me to come find her if she checks in
Sean getting laid is an anomaly, Sean banging the hottest single girl at the wedding is a fucking unicorn being ridden by a leprechaun walking through mordor.
In bathroom. Hand in air with cell phone. Help.
One eye has cum in it and the other has sunscreen
summertime
If a treadmill opens up I'll run next to him and then fall off so he has to give me mouth to mouth
She broke up with me. I guess I was in the most chaste lesbian relationship in the history of the world and had no idea.
What's the plan?
Not sure. I think I'll take a dump on his windshield.
She's like a squirrel. She spazzes out all the time.
I'll be coming off of 7 days of not drinking. No horse tranqs either. I haven't been this sober since I was in the womb
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