Yeah, we realized keeping you in a cage wasn't beneficial to us
Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
I have taken lazynest to a new level. I took a picture of the notes on the board instead of writing them. I win.
I was so scared, I actually heard my grandmother's voice in my head saying if I get pregnant, then my vagina will fall off. And then I'm going to die.
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
I had to download the flashlight app so I could finish taking a dump when the power went out.
Human Centipede: The Drinking Game. This is non-negotiable. First one to pass out the rest of us get to FEEEEED THEM!
I tried to convince the Lobo Card people to take my pic with my sunglasses on because I will probably always be this hungover.
There was a cop outside the house so we just put the alcohol in this watermelon
If, when you wake up, you're wondering why you're in the bathtub, it's because when I tried to move you, you yelled that that was cheating and tried to kick me in the face.
Fair enough.
The compounded multi day delayed hangover hit me hard today, with a vengeance normally reserved for large objects that go in my ass. I don't feel good.
And now whenever I see a documentary about dolphins, I think about sex, which is super weird
Welp, I'm allergic to codeine. Found that one out the hard way.
Note to self: Calvin Klein's are not safe to shit in.
How hot? Like... how many hemsworths?
Randomize
