He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
you know i'm gay cause i'd have sex with lady gaga. what straight man would say that?
I still have your handprint on my ass. You're not allowed to ignore me yet.
Just coat-checked 2 backpacks full of 40's...it was the bouncer's idea.
A beer fell out of the case, hit the ground and started spraying. He's a pro. He grabbed it and shotgunned it while still holding the case.
I will give you 100$, a blow job a day for a month and I will shave my legs according to societal standards until next November if you come recuse me from my night class right NOW.
I may not have eyeballs after all the drunk naked people having sex outside.
Balls are being tripped. Said meow to my cat and he said yeah cool dude.
I believe in weed hangovers. To say the least.
His last name was woodcox? That just screams I've got a great penis
I think my nap took me to another dimension
I told him the only reason I'd sleep with him is if we have a threesome because I'll need moral support
sex in a hospital.. check
i have nothing going on in my life. unless a toxic love triangle with netflix and jack daniels counts.
You started singing Baby Shark, screamed you have no idea how it goes, then somehow turned the beat into Bohemian Rhapsody
Randomize
