i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
true best friends attempt to put quarters in each others butts. Thanks for the best birthday ever!
this girl walked outta his room as i was walkin in to scottys and i just say " time for the walk of shame baby! whoooo!". she ran away
My mom's crying. That means it must be Christmas.
We left around 4 AM after the stripper showed no mercy and dropped into a split on Matt's nose. Massive nosebleed.
Our cab driver just admitted to beating up kids in the 60's who didn't smoke pot...
Weekday college schedule so far: get high as tits. Watch Family Guy marathons. Repeat.
He raised his arm and dropped it in his sleep to smack himself awake. He knows his phone has an alarm clock right?
he told me it was like eating gods vagina.
I guess I could probably fit that in between deep self reflection and teenage mutant ninja turtles
I GOOGLED IT. BEES CAN MASTURBATE. WHAT.
I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
I'm the one on the patio wearing underwear. Holding a pipe. Pigtail and glasses. Can't miss me.
Really need a jack off emoji
Who do we write to about that?
Cat needed to get out last night. Walking to the door was too much effort so I encouraged (pushed) him to leave via window.
Isn't your room on the second floor?
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