question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
We should be called the Road Head Warriors
Any particular reason you put 2 smashed up limes in my back pocket last night?
Her gay brother kept hitting on me and cockblocking me. Don't even begin to tell me how bad your night was.
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
hungover subway ride filled with german tourists and a mariachi band. too early. too fuckin early
Where are you and who are these girls passed out on the floor?
and why are they spooning a flamingo?
they traded weed for a spot on our floor. be nice.
My feelings are currently in a sea of vodka and "I don't give a shit"
Aren't they always?
I tried to pay my tab and go home but she wrote me a "list of things I'm good at" with fellatio as no 1...
He's like... An octopus that touches my vagina in all these diff ways at the right times. It's almost unsettling
Just remember: We don't tell our English professor about our fetishes unless she specifically asks about them.
Just screamed wow while using my vibrator.. new low
NO FUCKING RANDOMS IN AN ALLEY
i still cant feel my toes or walk straight...its been 2 days.
Honestly, this social distancing bullshit is giving me a good excuse for drinking alone.
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