Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
Her vagina smelled like bad decisions
Street performer on bourbon st just lifted a sewer top so I could puke down it. I love New Orleans.
She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
My warmest regards to the fish in that koi pond I puked in.
Do you think the guy at the front desk was watching us last night? Although we were in a public pool, therefore our tits were free game.
I blew him and did charles barkley impressions at the same time. what a pro
Because of him my new motto is "Keep calm and fuck a guy with a beard". Yes, I am serious.
Thanks for walking over, a conversation about David Bowie's dick as a muppet is exactly what my day was missing.
This is what my life has come to. Like, I may or may not have just stolen pizza from the guy I just hooked up with's fridge when I left...
Remember that time I got suspended in eighth grade, well it was like that but I was on acid and wearing goggles
Debating going to the grocery store with my vibrator still in, cause I can't stand the idea of it out. Lets do some risk/reward
time to play the game of how much Christmas shopping I can get done before these shrooms kick in
I just used Bacardi to dry out poison ivy.
I'm sobbing to NWA
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