The only way I could have failed my exam worse is if there would have been a drug test portion
I just want you to know IcyHot in the ear is weird. Don't ask.
i had confetti in my bra
i still find it in random places like a shoe or my car. that week haunts me
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
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It's christmas eve and my mom blacked out before me. If she beat me at that, what have I been learning at college?
I could study for finals and ace all my tests but wheres the fun in that? id rather black out and hope for the best
They ran out of ice at the party, so I fixed my drink with frozen broccoli....the show must go on!
She walked home carrying a six pack of beer and someone elses cat
SHE BETTER HAVE BROUGHT BACK MY FUCKING COUCH CUSIONS OR SHES GUNNA GET IT.
We need to do something soon. I need like 4,000 beers and a cigarette.
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I blacked out at work again... Except this time my boss watched me throw up by the bus stop and some woman let me sleep on her shoulder for an hour. Why does this keep happening?
When he breaks your heart after he reveals he's gay, I'll be there for you. -Love, Dad
Would you consider masturbating to Hocus Pocus an adulthood high or low?
I just had sex with a man wearing a Darth Vader helmet....he pressed the voice button the whole time that said "I am your father". I don't think I can ever come back from this
So will your sis find it a compliment if I tell her I lost out on some awesome dick to go to her bday dinner???
I made her pull the car over 5 times to puke because she was going to fast, apparently she was only going 30mph...
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