Just saw my boss eat a banana in three bites.
Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
This guy legit just tried to LSAT formal logic his way into my pants. Contrapositives and everything.
his dick is like his red hair, amazing but useless
we just drove by a car that was painted for a grad, it said "you done it!" with a confederate flag bumper sticker next to it. i love kentucky
The preggo girl brought her pet chipmunk to class today. fyi.
It involved anal and pop rocks. Tell me how that could have ended well.
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
I think her version of saying goodnight was being flung over a guys shoulder as he said, "Bitch. You don't need no shoes."
If my sophomore year were to be made into a novel, it would be titled "dances with salvia"
No, seriously, I've slept with 3 guys this month.
It's ok, February is a short month
He was very considerate of my needs, he offered me pizza before and after.
Finding out you're not a mother on Mother's Day >>>
Just left the ER. Only good thing... my hot ass nurse Carlos stripped me.
God works in mysterious ways.
Randomize
