You just kept saying over and over "Tell me I won't do it." Someone finally told you you won't. You did. Welcome to herpes.
I love waking up with his head head between my legs, it makes me feel special
im wtih 32a right now bc 34d is on her period. now i know how girls feel when their hookups go from magnums to regulars
We're celebrating his weight gain and arrest.and by we I mean I, and by celebrating I mean getting dangerously drunk
I thought about puking over the balcony or the bathroom and figured the balcony seemed much funner.
High school girls are buying me shots. This will not end well.
Is it socially acceptable to stop at the strip club for the lunch buffet on my way to the airport?
Well five day drinking adventure in appreciation of cinco de drinko under the belt, great way to start may
I'm still confused. So he's NOT your cousin by blood, but WAS your cousin, on two separate occasions, by marriage? Still too weird I think...
I wish to strangle
whoa there darth vader
Other than trying to finger me on the couch in the middle of the bar a few times, you were fine.
So in my DUI class I had to write down 3 people I'd call if I needed to talk and why...they all want to meet you now...
You ran outside of the party to do the rain dance and swim in puddles
the police dropped me off. that's how my night went.
His dick smelled like strawberries...it was awesome.
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