this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
We should never set our expectations higher than pizza bagels cause then our night is bound to get better
We're friends with people in his circle of friends so we're half way in. It's like I've already given him a hand job.
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
Seriously. All i can say is im covered in mud, my jaw hurts, i cannot straighten my arm, egg is everywhere, and there is a dead squirrel.
did you know gatorade and rum go really good together
Are you doing depressed science again
maybe
I guess that means I was blowing a nerd last week.
And loving it.
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
He wants to buy us a microwave. Clearly the man is going to fix my life.
I remember telling you that I think Taylor Swift has stolen my essence. I still think that's true.
Just because you are home alone for the weekend doesn't mean you can act like a nudist.
I accept your opinion but respectfully disagree. Also, I'm sitting in your chair.
I did crash a prom last night though.. It was fun
I realized today that the only things I'm guaranteed to have with me at all times are lipgloss, condoms and a USB drive. hmmm...
He was tied up with the electrical tape and force fed wine from a box. It was never going to end well.
I only have sex with you to have a memory to masturbate to.
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