so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
Nobody needs to come anywhere. Except on your face.
the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
I hurt. I blacked out in a onesie. Reevaluation needs to happen.
I'm legit concerned I might pass out this weekend from having too much sex.
On a scale of 1 to 3, with 1 being the smallest and 3 being the largest, what size nipple pasty do you think I am?
When you mimic motorboating Jennifer Love Hewitt, is it really that hard to understand why no one thinks you're straight?
Last night I woke up and the national rep of his frat was sucking my toe.
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
Grass is always greener, Allison, grass is always greener
The grass is drunker and I'm lying down on it
Will u make me a "6 month anniversary of being single" cake??? I wanna celebrate
I made out with 4 out of 4 girls I was out with last night, I'm pretty sure everyone knows I'm a lesbian by now
You stumbled in the door as high as a kite, & ran into the table. I asked you if you were all right. You replied with "I don't have any soup."
I got drunk off three vodka cranberry’s and told him to “WWE raw dog me.” Fucking kill me.
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