Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
I think I kinda wanna bone that ginger from Harry Potter.
You literally just made my flesh crawl.
if you don't go to jail tommorow I'll buy you a 40. Motivation.
So he saw that playlist i made with his name as the title. i think he's creeped out that I have 106 songs that remind me of him
I just wiped my vajayjay with snow. Bad idea.
ok so I'm texting you now like I promised instead of drunktexting aaron and telling him how badly I want his cock tonight. aren't you proud?
this is Aaron, hi
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
Just for future reference: milk is NOT a good mixer no matter how drunk you are.
we can be functional adults and still think pizza lunchables are the shit
We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
If you've never yelled, "fuck you ray Lewis" in front of your 87 year old grandfather you haven't lived
Everyone heard you having sex but I just told them you were having a nightmare.
Hey. Make all the seamen/semen jokes you want. Not many people can say they fucked 2 different girls in two different countries in one week on a tax free bonus. Next up: Italy.
You called his parrot a seagull, a pigeon and a rat with wings, and told it to go eat Cheetos out of a dumpster.
My ex boyfriend literally just asked "who needs porn?". This is EXACTLY why I dumped his ass.
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