I hate your face
maybe if you didn't yell 'buh duh duh da duh da dats all folks' when you came she wouldn't have left last night
I think I might be in your shoes. Except they are actually my shoes. Either way these shoes are wasted.
just took my temp. 103. i wonder how tylenol and jager bombs are gonna mix
you are not perverted enough for this relationship to work out.
Semen is not good for contacts.
Roommate is high and swore off off the diet. Said she wants to make everyone else fat since it'd be easier. She spent today baking 3 dozen brownies for the office tomorrow and is already down to 24.
Do you think the neighbors will know I was the one giving out the penis shaped lollipops to the children?
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
The cops just showed up and arrested her. It's our 2nd date. Do I have to hang out her with her 3 kids until she makes bail or can I leave?
Tonights drinking will be celebratory and victorious. Picture the end of The Mighty Ducks set to beer.
I found his belly button lint in my hair. Can't say it was worth it.
At some point he mentioned fried rice and take out... I don't think we know how sexting works
Let's be honest dude, you almost cried when I gave you a handy, you are not ready for a relationship, I knew this.
I can no longer play with you. I puked on my feet in the shower. I'm too old for this.
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