I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
tequila makes her clothes fall off
wow Mom, sounds like youre having a good time
Omg i either met the gayest dude ever or my next boyfriend
Ok I won't set anything on fire if you wear pants all night. This is a bet we're both destined to lose.
Listen, i'm watching playoff hockey and eating waffles. i just don't have time for your drama today.
Yelling drunk tank or bust at a cop, not a good idea
I woke up in your car in the McDonalds parking lot. What the hell happened to 'no man left behind'?
We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
I just remember being happy that I got that toilet fixed so I had somewhere close to throw up
Wanna hang out? my DILF had to dip out for his sons little league game
When you were bringing him upstairs I told him to bring you on down to pound town. you're welcome.
I ended up at home with a random bird sculpture and flowers
After we finished, she peed a little on my chest and told me she was "marking her territory". I didn't know if I should have been scared or aroused.
Your penis caused this!
You call it sex. I call it penis conditioning.
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