Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
i woke up with socks on this morning
so?
i didnt wear socks last night
we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
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I just used a franzia box to scrape the snow off my car.
There is something about weddings and lines being done off my ass
Yeah, she tried to drown her but then they hooked up.
nothing like a walk of shame in front of a cnn news crew to start the morning off right
She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
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I just got a huge discount at GameStop for having tits. I win.
it's just weird to think of you as a teacher since ive seen you throw up raspberry bacardi in my parents house
My housemates are judging me because I'm high at 8am and making Spongebob shaped Mac and Cheese
They know nothing, John Stoned.
Painting strippers breast and vaginas to look like easter eggs. What r u doing tonight.
I'm just waking up. I awoke in a towel (I must have showered at some point),i also found a half eaten McChicken in my bed and vomit in the toilet. Seems like I'm winning at life
She ripped her shorts off and yelled "VAGINA TIME!"
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