guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
after last night i think it would be a good idea if i wrote a will... you know, just in case.
for real. he might as well bring dogs if they're lower than a 7.
The bouncer said he wanted to but BBQ sauce on my legs. That Mystic tan has already paid for itself.
Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw
My vagina was just really confused why you weren't inside it
It's probably not healthy how legit bummed I am that my bottled of wine is gone.
We had sex in the church bell tower and somehow it still feels right.
I'm slowly getting to where I don't hate people anymore.
Never mind. Some random dude just walked past me and asked if I was having fun. I snarled at him. I might still kinda hate people.
Did you send me a cake saying 'Happy 1st One-Night Stand Ever'?
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
Mike Pence got the fuck boy eyes though
An old Grimace plushie came to life and gave me a pretty knife. I'm never doing acid again.
Anyhow. He gives me orgasms and cuddles and buys me dinner and alcohol. Ill keep him around and cross that other girl bridge when we get there ha ha
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