shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
you told him to eat candy out of your ear instead of your vagina because you had your period. never. drink. AGAIN.
i just know my balls have never hurt this bad before
I fell alseep but then some dude picked me up. Comforter and all stuck a blunt in my mouth and carried me back downstairs because "I wasn't done partying"
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Just found bacon bits in my pocket. Blackout buffet is the best.
Mission get my tooth back and find a new dick to ride starts after i sleep for the first time in 2 days.
I knew I was rolling hard when I realized I had been rubbing the couch for an hour
Just spent the last 5 minutes laughing at my epipen. i think i'm too high.
And as cleavage season comes to a close, so blooms a new season of yoga pants. And the people rejoiced.
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dude my grandma just called my dealer. How does this shit happen to me
He came over and said its legs day so put them in the air! Fucked me for 30 minutes and said he had dinner reservations to go to. Well i just ran into him and his friends hammered at Taco Bell
you told the police officer you wanted to be just like her one day but not a lesbian
I needed 3am water. Not 3am shots of rum.
my dad walked in on me peeing into the trashcan in our kitchen last night at like 2am. wtf
I haven't felt more like a college student than when I woke up this morning naked with my sociology textbook in front of me and my bong in my left hand.
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