Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
my mother just offered to pay for my fake id.
it was like fucking the hulk in a smartcar
Pretty sure I saw a dude across the room give this girl the international hand gesture for "I'm going to fist you later", she seemed ok with it.
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
I walked from the hotel to the club with a pint of tequila in my boot. Poured some in a homeless woman's mouth when she asked for change. I've hit rock bottom.
I always ask when they're due. It's the nicest way for me to let her know the rest of the world can tell she's putting on weight too
Watching him is like watching a star slowly implode
I raided the fridge drunk the same time dad was eating breakfast
After 7 months of nothing.. shall we throw your vagina a party? as its reinstatement into society?
My brother and I have had one conversation in the past like 3 weeks and it was about what it would be like as a sentient butt plug
And, omg, my eyelids are on fire. I think the internet let me down. :(
He texts me "just to say hi" and then tells me how hard he is and sends me a dick pic. And I'm like, dude, I'm ordering a burrito right now
it was awkward when he was taking off my clothes and i had to help him undo my fanny pack
She was riding a razor scooter down the street wearing nothing but a feather boa it was beautiful.
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