I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
New discovery: conditioner is better for jerking off than baby oil. Fuck yes.
i feel like his penis is a security blanet. i cant fall asleep unless its in my hand
You drank everything last night. It was like this huge deconstructed long island that went on for 5 hours
I'm stoned and just shared 4 cookies with this chicks dog
They're raisins though so they're healthy. No worries.
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning.
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
Wait I'm all alone with a guy and his turtle
It would be weird sobbing cry sex.
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
Yeah. We had phone sex then cried together, it was beautiful and heartbreaking
I just tried to dye my pubic hair teal for her
He sent me the milestone first dick pic this morning, it looked like a baby's fist holding a tree trunk. I'm frightened and aroused in equal measure.
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