If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
he threw up on me, hugged my legged and then started laughing. when i asked him why, he said "it's like the sour patch kids commercials."
I feel like I shouldn't be doing my banking stoned. But I bought a new bowl. Her name is Sharpe. Pronounced Shar-Pay.
I know I said I wouldn't, but he told me I looked like Mila Kunis. Reasons not to fuck him, go.
The entire time I'm blowing him she's in the back seat lecturing me on the reasons why you're not suppose to do that while they're driving...
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
Even though we had just had to physically take her off of someones lawn she was peeing on when they came outside, she still insisted on walking unassisted the rest of the way home. It was dignity meets shit show.
I feel like I took a shit on my life and you're rubbing my nose in it.
I think it was clear she was setting us up when she brought me over to you and said "Present!"
"I'm 95% straight," he says. Cut to him on his knees...by far the most beautiful guy I've ever fucked.
I haven't seen her in probably 3 months and when she showed up wasted to my house she promptly pulled out her tit
We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
To be honest. I have two poptarts in my jacket pockets. No one knows. I am pro stealth.
sorry for any reference made toward your boobs or making you feel pregnant or incapable of peeing. make it a wonderful day.
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