No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
Just woke to a Christmas wrapped pack of hotdogs in my bathtub. How high did we get?
saw a pregnant woman in a bridal gown standing on the side of the road while her car was getting searched by police....cheers to new beginnings
I used to not like fucking fat girls but with her gut clapping against her boobs, its like a standing ovation ever time.
Guys, Black Friday does not exist in the world of dealing. Stop texting me asking what my deals are.
I'm taking a leave of absence and sending myself to fat camp. I'll let you know when I'm out.
Watch out, there's a giant vagina in the quad running around screaming at people.
Wait, tell the rest at happy hour. I wanna be able to interrupt you with my loud cackles and stupid questions.
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
Note to self: don't try to shave your legs when sex-sore. You CANT reach, stop trying.
Well you should have thought of that before you were reckless with your butt
From what I heard you ordered him to lick your balls. Unless you've kept a huge secret I understand his confusion.
On a scale of "huh, that's interesting" to "holy porn stars, batman". How good?
Definitely closer to "holy porn stars, batman".
I know! It's like he knows when my vagina wants to misbehave!
Never underestimate the power of titties
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