Don't bone anyone, just think of ur vibrator lol
HHaaaaaaaaa mmmmn vibrator
he was so drunk he doesn't remember anything. I have to break up with him all over again
whoever set the energy saving light timer in the lobby bathroom cleraly has no concept how long a work dump takes
the only consolation to the fact that i puked in public today was that i did it down a storm drain... so at least i am a responsible public puker
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Drunk me forgot I'm not an 18yr old raver anymore. Adult me is now in pain.
just cuz theres a goalie doesnt mean i cant commandeer the goal and become a way better goalie
Everyone is speaking Spanish and this 300 hundred pound chick is talking about the time she got out of prison... Fuck this place
I'm going through a really dark time right now
I don't want to hear it man. I just jerked it to a pic of my ex wife in a bikini. Buck up
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I'm too socially awkward and sexually frustrated to get through this evening sober.
IM AT A ROOFTOP FUNDRAISER LOOKING OVER THE WHITE HOUSE I WILL NOT RUIN MYSELF
He had a hook in his ceiling. I think I'm in love!
he came over last night and we fucked with the great british baking show on in the background. it was beautiful
I'm like a sensual ninja. You turn your head for a second and.... BOOM I'm naked. It's like a naughty magic trick.
She shaved her vagina in my bed. Good night
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