I didn't talk to you tonight because I've decided you look like a man.
You threw up. And every time you flushed you would wave and go "Bye Bye!" and then when the new water came you would greet it with "Helloooo!"
That's what happens when you let Keystone Light make your decisions.
Do you think this abandoned cigarette has herpes? cuz I'm tempted.
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We walked because you started screaming when you finally realized he wasn't Ben Bailey and it wasn't the Cash Cab.
standing in line at subway, they've got 'stand up and get crunk' blaring. the lines out the door and everyone is dancing. Lombardi Gras rules.
vagina is talking i cant
we just did breakfast shots, I have a black eye and savage garden is on . Best weekend ever
Well Im currently dressed up as batman raiding frat houses for booze
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only clue right now is the orange grease all on my clothes. debit card denied so I know something weird went down..
I distinctly remember seeing your nipples from the deck.
I ran into cvs barefoot with my belt undone and shirt buttoned wrong and didn't even have to ask. The guy working pointed and said "they're back there."
That's how I look going for the pbr.
And now I have a massive dip in and a Bloody Mary that would catch on fire if you put a flame close to it, with no pants on... At 8:15Am. Being single is pretty legit
Dude is PACKING. And yes I am holding up a cross and holy water and hissing like a pissed off goose.
So drinking that old rum that I found in the ceiling of my dorm was prob not my best idea. But good news: my puke was so colorful b/c of all the skittles i ate
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