This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
it sucked. he totally couldn't get it up. blamed it on never having cheated b4. Couldn't stop laughing. fuck.
haha you were like: "I don't want to uh pressure you.." as you took your own shirt off
im sober playing flip cup. its like cheating.
i had a headache and asked the kid next to me for aspirin. he gave me esctacy instead. gotta love college.
Judging that there's a photo of me getting head while sitting on a graveyard tombstone.....not good.
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
look at his last status update. 3:41 a.m. "i love u and miss u already egg burrito. happy trails friend." OF COURSE HE SMOKES POT.
Guess I'll put him on my to-do list too. But closer to the bottom since we dated before. That's almost unethical.
Yeah! I was just fired because there was an over hire and the new girl is hotter than me. Seeing as how the new girl is my baby sister I think punching my manager is excusable.
I can't go to class, I have all this weed to sell
facebook is just a cold reminder of all the times other bitches won my hookups
do you think your dog feels awkward being in the background of your nudes?
But what we lack in money, we make up for in dry humor and drugs
was that you i just saw walking down the street in only one heel smoking a cig yelling "hello sexuals" to everyone who passed??
HELLLLLO SEXUAL BEING
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