i can't watch a movie tonight dude, im smoking weed
you smoke with your eyes?
I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
no more heavy drinking durning the lady that cleans the office told me i have to emtpy my own thrash if i puke in it
I think that was him coming out to me. I just brushed it off
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
If it snows I'm making an igloo and getting wasted in it
what better to celebrate not being pregnant than to eat a bowl full of rum soaked pineapples?
You kicked me our in the middle of a blizzard with a dead phone. I had to give my watch to a pizza delivery person to take me home. You owe me a gyro too.
They were supposed to legalize it when there was a chance someone might actually propose to me. I'm appealing this bullshit.
We are horrible
Yeah but we're also awesome
I am so disappointed that he didn't steal a Christmas tree last night.
I'm pretty sure my therapist gave me the green light to fuck him.
Look get the dick out ur mouth and answer the phone
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