TIT CHECK! TIT CHECK! ALERT! ALERT!!!!
I wish I could google chicago male strippers on my work computer but I don't feel like talking to HR today
He kept saying it was because he was allergic to the chicken. Then he threw up on my mom.
This year i'm grateful for nothing other than the discovery that the uncircumcized rumors about him were wrong
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therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
He ate shrooms at 9:30, said, "see you later," and left. I am alone on New Years.
Was I asleep on the ride home?
Yea, then when I tried to hold your head up on a turn, you round house punched me in the face.
We watched scrubs, then I got a shower blowjob which led to shower sex and the living room floor sex. Now she's baking cookies. I may not be studying, but I'm doing something right.
Why were you not born a dude?
Because god wanted to level the playing field
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It's fine. I wouldn't trust either of them to be my workplace drug buddy.
He's probably the biggest I've seen outside of the porn I vehemently deny watching and he asks if I think he's too small
I think "we've never met sober" is a great relationship to have with someone
he told me that he only likes small dogs. I should have known he was going to end up being little bitch.
Ha! Just garden hosed my vag and thought of you.
When he busted out the ketchup I got the hell out of there. It got really creepy really fast.
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