party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
I an trashes at a wedding. Hotbcousins here I come. Agh.
you missed a midterm to shack? WOW. How desperate are you?
He then proceeded to try to whisper up my nose...
i leave for school in 3 days. if you want your annual goodbye blow job you should probably call me
Just proved I could salsa dance in a bar where no one was dancing
Sidenote...no idea how to salsa
I just came so hard there were tears. Actual tears.
I told you I missed you and you said you missed me as much as you miss a urinary tract infection. I get it. You're still mad.
I feel as though I look like a mom with a substance abuse problem
There's nothing more rewarding than telling you that I fucked your dad
Thank fucking Christ I was not wearing pants or eating chocolate cake last night.
I'm on the Coaster ride of shame, currently sitting across two nice old ladies smelling like condoms.
Looks like taco salad for lunch. I may have died and gone to be better circle in hell than I thought.
I can’t tonight. I’ve got to see about a penis
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