It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
awesome recipe for disaster- bar hopping at the airport
She had a little wicker basket of condoms by her bed. Disturbing yet convenient.
Telling me its the beginning of school is like telling me the crown royal fairy has come back from vacation.
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She's the hottest girl I've ever seen before and didn't lose her virginity until she was 19. As men, I take it as failure on our part that hot 19 year old virgins still exist.
I feel like tequila heightens the sense of my nipples.
we came up with a wnba drinking game. take a shot every play that you could've done better. won't make it through 1st quartar
He probably has his cowboy hat on, that's his house hat.
Just peed in a urinal with another girl. It's that kind of night.
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all i could think about while he was eating me out was how pretty his eyelashes were
Him cheating on his girlfriend resulted in a $1500 hospital bill from repeated blows to his testicles by my ass. They diagnosed his pain as "testicle trauma". Sex karma at it's finest.
Omg having my Grindr go off at the planned parenthood is just not okay
Just woke up in my fuck buddies bed with, from the looks of her ass and side boob, a girl that is not my fuck buddy. This should be interesting
I’m honestly just flattered that you think I could make PornHub’s Top 10.
You set a couch on fire in my brothers backyard?
Just the cushions
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