Have you ever seen an entire lecture hall fist pump? It's magical.
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
It was literally the size of a half eaten tic tac.
Mother nature decided I wasn't going to be a whore today. Fuck her.
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Well he's not exactly single.. It's like an open relationship his wife doesn't know about
all I heard when I woke up this morning was "BONG HITS FOR BREAKFAST" being yelled repeatedly.
you say it like running around in your thong wasted is a bad thing
He made me write my name on his wall in crayon so he'd be able to remember it in the morning
bro your seconds weren't very sloppy last night, is everything ok?
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When you say shenanigans does that mean I should bring birth control?
Yo making cake in the shape of a penis is no easy feat
I will fuck anyone who brings me mcdonalds right now
Why are you hurting?
Tried to drink all the beer in Nashville last night....failed.
my favorite sex position is the one where no sex actually happens we just get really stoned and eat a lot and watch netflix in the dark
He wouldn’t know a good thing if it bit him on the ass. Which, btw, I did.
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