Are you missing anything? I found a wedding ring in my bed this morning.....
I looked at my own cervix.
just put an icicle in the bong. best/worst idea ever. i think i can taste global warming right now.
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
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He won't stop licking me..... im choosing your date next time.
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
bartering with my concussed boyfriend to eat food with blowjobs
Beer bong just needs to be rebedazzled but it's gonna make it
He had Homeward Bound on VHS how was I supposed to not fuck him
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm pretty sure I just came a kidney stone..
Note to self: never fuck a Canadian, surprisingly highly disappointing
I'll be back in a hour going with Jason to get his nipples tattooed back on again
He showed me his sex playlist and it looked good, so I slept with him.
Maybe life is about finding the person you DO want to cuddle with after they rail you like a porn star
We just had a contest for who has less of a gag reflex...I am sad to admit that my mother won.
Randomize