Kiss
Puke
I don't wanna do a drive in or see a movie tonight. I wanna play some Golden Tee and butt fuck a girl in the bathroom of some bar and proceed with Golden Tee
the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
I am so horny I keep driving over the rumble strips... best half hour ever.
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I knew my chances of getting laid had increased after she walked into my room and yelled "DICK TIME"
my mom just informed me that im way nicer when im high and offered to supply my weed until our house guests leave.
does that include her cleaning your bowl?
i chugged some hot sauce before i gave him head. i think a burning penis is a great way to say fuck you
Welp. I just hopped out of his window to avoid meeting his parents... happy monday!
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
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It's one of those mornings when I woke up thinking that i really shouldn't have hooked up with my ex boyfriend's girlfriend just to prove a point.
Just because I tried to backhand you with a fist full of cash does not make me violent
He's sitting in his room on Facebook with nothing but a pillow covering his crotch. I can't help you at the moment.
I bought a vibrating wall dildo with my tax return. You?
Can we go to the gas station to get cigarettes before we get drunk. It's hard enough to say Marlboro sober.
Two things. 1) party at my house this Friday 2) what was the name of the Australian you fucked on the cruise ship?
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