Im not sure if he just tripped or was star gazing, but i gave him head anyway.
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
Can we reminisce? I held a mans penis while he peed. This is the craziest night I've ever had.
Everytime I think about NYE, my gag reflex kicks in.
I'm pretty sure you thought I could absorb alcohol through my dress
Just had a tv talk show interview in my mirror. Got into to some pretty heavy shit man, would have made good viewing.
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
Definitely worth waiting her kid to got to sleep when the first thing you hear once she's back is "I want you in my ass right now"
I'm holding onto the sink for dear life. Pretty sure if Iet go I'll turn into a shit propelled man rocket.
Would it be weird if your parents sold me weed?
Told my brother the truth how I meet her...I grabbed the first thing I could when the cops came. 10 months later we are engaged.
We were drunk having sex and I knocked over her bedside table/fish bowl and she jumped off to check if her fish was still alive but she made me pasta so it's cool
Was Mr. ROBOT good? I missed it. I just fucked dental hygienist on the trampoline in my backyard
Like people might wonder why I put up with your puns. You give good head and play with my hair
He was my first marine! I wanna remember his name!
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